It's Thursday which means my brain starts shutting down thinking its the weekend so in order to help ease the pain that we have one more day left in the week, I thought I'd start a weekly "who'd you rather" the pigs over at Funtasticus always supply me with some great material.  Hump Day Hotties, Tata Thursdays, mammary Mondays... It's a phucking cesspool of sin, yet I can't turn away from it...

There are 2 main types of girls.  Ugly Ones and Hot Ones.  Then there's a subset of that group - ones that are ugly who think they are hot.  And ones who are hot but don't really know it.  Ugly chicks who think they are hot are extremely annoying.  But they are not to blame.  It's the loser guy she's been with who treats her like she's hot - he's the asshole responsible.  So fellas - if you're dating an ugly chick - don't make her feel pretty.  It phucks up the balance.  We can't have fuglys runnig around thinking their shit don't stink.  Remember only you can prevent forest fires.

Anyway, here's a grouping of slutty college chicks... Who'd you rather?  Now with the pic above, you'd think the answer is obvious - maybe the chick in the middle, or the one on the right.. but NO.  The chick in the middle and on the right, think they are the hottest things in the world.  They seem way too concerned with their tan, their colored contacts..their tongue ring, nose rings... I smell under performance. 

What you want is the chick on the left.  Sure, she's more homely but you know she's going to give it her all.  The ol' college try.  She has no hang ups - she's not striking some over the top pose... she's more coy.  That's the one to go after.

Feel free to talk amongst yourselves.

Jimmy Kimmel Pwns Melissa Joan Hart - NS4W
Video Game Hottie Jamie Chung - LAX
Hot Chicks Dressed Up Like Princess Leia -Odor
Natalia Vodianova Shows Some Nip - Zilla
Another Day Dedicated To Ass - Isis
Britney Spears ‘3′ Video - Bitten
Chicks With Some Hot Ass - DNS
Amanda Bynes Showing Sexy Legs - HQ
Taylor Swift Parties With Nazis - Jihad
Miss Universe Australia Looks Good In A Bikini - Guyism

Bikini Chick Kicks Reporter In The Nuts - TotallyCrap