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We've all heard some wild and crazy story about Lindsay Lohan, but this report from News of the World has got to be the most sensational of all. The British tabloid interviewed Lee Weaver, former bodyguard to the troubled star, and to hear him tell it, Lindsay Lohan has a total death wish, and is completely uncontrollable.

ATTACKED a gun-wielding cocaine dealer for ripping her off.

SNORTED line after line with Simple Life star Nicole Richie in a TEN-HOUR binge.

SLASHED her wrists with knives, sobbing that she "didn't belong on this planet".

ENJOYED frenzied lesbian romps with scores of girls she picked up at parties — and even made a play for chart star Mariah Carey.

"I have looked after some of the wildest stars in Hollywood — but never anyone as out of control as Lindsay is," says Lee, 48.

"She had a total death wish and took more drugs and drank more than anyone I've met.

"I lost count of the times I thought she was overdosing and had to carry her out of parties. Every morning I'd breathe a sigh of relief she was still alive."

The article details drug binge after drug binge, and Weaver even claims he saw Lindsay try to grope Mariah Carey's breasts and ass. Lindsay supposedly also attacked Jessica Simpson in a paranoid rage, and tried to pull her hair out. You know, your basic Saturday night kind of thing.

Good to see that Lindsay's mom is such a positive presence in her life, though.  That's her mom, dressed like a whore in green with Lindsay... can you believe this shit?

News of the World ran some of those older pictures of Lindsay Lohan undressing in her room, and sitting on her bed with a bottle of Jack Daniels, but a lot of them are new...to me anyway.  Which actually isn't saying much.

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