No Mom, I won't do it, I won't take off my clothes for Playboy.  Let's offer them double to keep the clothes on..I refuse to do it...I'm not getting naked...

Here's Kim at the Playboy Cover celebration... don't know what she's celebrating exactly.  Check out the bunnies in the pics standing next to Kim (2 feet taller too) those are real Playboy cover girls... Hef must be losing it in his old age.

I've also included the rest Kim's Playboy spread (the rest of it).  Funny, she was 100% against taking off her clothes... and according to some, her top accidentally fell off during the shoot so they decided to run with it. 

Sure thing Kimmie, whatever makes you feel like less of a whore.  It's good to know that your sex tape traumatized you so much that you decided to run out and take it all off for Playboy. 

Didn't you say during one of your episodes, we'll pay them double to keep the clothes on. <sic>

Kim Kardashian, star of E!’s new reality series Keeping Up with the Kardashians, is not one to shy away from the camera, but the 27-year-old Hollywood socialite says she will never videotape herself having sex again, not only because she has two very impressionable younger sisters, but also because she saw how deeply it affected her family.

“My step-dad [Olympic medalist and Keeping Up with the Kardashians co-star Bruce Jenner] wouldn’t talk to me for three weeks,” Kardashian told Playboy.  “The stress that I know it put on my mom and my step-dad — just the whole family.  If my dad were here to witness all of that, I don’t even know what I’d do.  It’s just not worth it, basically.”

Although Kim Kardashian is eager to promote a more positive public image through the reality series, the family has recently been criticized for the inappropriate behavior exhibited by Kendall, 12, and Kylie, 9, on the show.  In one episode, the younger Jenner was seen working a stripper pole in their parents’ bedroom, while in another episode, the two girls were seen running around the house and demonstrating what they believe women do on Girls Gone Wild videos.

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