Move over Paris, there's a new sheriff on town...

Kim has denied she made a sex tape with her R&B singer ex, Ray J. So why are they trying to sell one?

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March 21st, 2007
Yeeehaaa.. just got the tape and working on getting you guys the images now.. but first I gotta wipe up this mess..

This chick certainly knows how to work her mouth and hands.  She has the double twisty going on in sync with the bobbing of her head...

But there is NO GOLDEN SHOWER.  Yeah, the quality is good, but Gay J, keeps talking.  Shut the phuck up!!!  And the music???  He keeps mentioning 'RAY J PRODUCTIONS'  Dude, if you're going to boast about your production co. make sure the filming is up to snuff.  Oh, and take off your socks idiot.

Other than a great oral clip, there's not much going on.  It's a little dark here and there and there's no real good shot of any penetration.  She moans the usual tired moan, 'Im going to cum' 'Phuck me'  blah blah.. but nothing really tasty.  Not as tasty as that well shaved hooch of hers anyway.

I'm a total dufus and have no idea what I'm doing.. but here's some nice tasty action clips...

There's no sound but you get the idea.. Slurp, slurp... moan moan... oh what a relief it is..

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March 8th, 2007
Despite Kardashian's pending lawsuit, Vivid Entertainment is going forward with a March 21 release of "Kim Kardashian Superstar" -- the sex video Kim made with then-boyfriend, Ray-J. 

After reading this, I released. 

Steven Hirsch, Co-Chairman of Vivid, says, "I met with Kim yesterday and unfortunately, we didn't even come close to reaching an agreement. We will now immediately move forward with the release."

Despite the lawsuit, Hirsch is still a huge fan of Kim's. "Kim has all of the qualities that we look for in a Vivid Girl. She's both beautiful and well-spoken which is a rare combination. In fact, if she was a Vivid Girl I might have cast her as 'Debbie' in our 'Debbie Does Dallas...Again'

Hey Hirsch, you forgot short and hairy. 

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Feb. 26th, 2007
SM has learned that the Adult company that owns Kim Kardashian and Ray-J's controversial sex tape has agreed to halt distribution of the video ... for now.

Vivid Entertainment says that "Kim Superstar" will go on "temporary hold," while they attempt to work things out with Kim in person. "We feel that it is most important that we have an opportunity to meet with Ms. Kardashian as soon as possible. We have reached out to her to try and set up a meeting."

They also asked that she show up wearing a Teddy with the ass cut out, along with a plastic suit. 

So while we wait for Kim to decide how much money she wants to make off of it, we'll just have to make due with the trailer...

Phucking awesome!!  Mr. Kardashian how happy are you right about now?  Check out Ray J as he hammers your daughter (Oh wait, he's dead) Way to represent your father Kimbo.  Now you and your daughter have something in common, making a living getting black men off.

However, sources now aren't sure if it's Ray J, or R-Kelly in the video.  A point in favor for R-Kelly, Kardashian isn't 12 years old.  However both (Ray J, R-Kelly) are guilty of having totally gay names. 

Kim counts Nick Lachey and The Game among her other exes, and is the daughter of former O.J. Simpson defense lawyer Robert Kardashian. Willie (Ray J) Norwood is the brother of Grammy-winning singer Brandy.

Kardashian is on record saying: "There is no tape. It is false."   

LOS ANGELES - (02/06/07) -- Vivid Entertainment, the world's leading adult film studio, says it has paid $1-million to acquire rights to a video tape featuring the sexual exploits of raven-haired Hollywood socialite Kim Kardashian and her then boyfriend, hip hop star Ray J.

She's the Daughter of O.J. Simpson's Lawyer Robert Kardashian, the Stepdaughter of Olympic Gold Medallist Bruce Jenner and the Best Friend of Paris Hilton; He's a Best-Selling Indie Hip Hop Recording Artist Who Has Been Linked with Lil'Kim and Most Recently Whitney Houston.

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