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Katie Price, Michelle Heaton, Danielle Lloyd Cleavage & Crotch Shots

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So I guess Katie Price (aka Jordan the 'Glamour' model) finally had a baby girl last month - which means the proud mother has to get back into the club scene before she loses her place... What a proud mother she must be.

In fact, here's what she had to say about her newborn:
Katie, aka glamour model Jordan, said: “I think all newborn babies are ugly! They look like little old men. I think they need a few weeks to grow into themselves.”

Well Katie in a couple of weeks time you can have your kid shot up with Botox and spray it orange and maybe even stuff a few pieces of silicon in her chest.

Too bad her reality show never made it big here in the US - I can't imagine why... are you telling me that the ever masculine husband, Peter Andre wasn't charismatic enough?

Anyway, here's the proud glamour queen and it looks to me she's wasted off her ass, I guess she has a lot of catching up to do.

Thank God Danielle has the crucifix around her neck...

Lipsy Celebrity Party held on Tuesday. The party was held at Jewel Night Club, in London. Among many others on hand for the launch party was Kimberly Stewart, daughter of Rod Stewart. Kimberly Walsh, a member of the pop group Girls Aloud was also there to help launch the Lipsy party. Lipsy is one of the most popular female fashion brands, especially in the UK.

(Katie in Yellow, just for added bonus)

(Michelle Heaton just for added bonus)

Katie Jordan Danielle Lloyd, Michelle Heaton