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Tuesday November 3rd, 2009

This is Crystal Harris, she is the latest GF in the long line of Hef's opportunists. She is joined by two others, Karissa and Kristina Shannon. I happened by E! over the weekend and Crystal was going on and on about how in love with Hef she is, and how everyday she falls more and more in love with him. Wow. I wish I could find a woman 50 years younger than me who would feel the same way as Crystal feels about Hef.

Listening to her talk about Hef, made me feel inspired. True love does exist. It exists on college campus' throughout America, nay, the world!!! The poor guy just lost three girlfriends only months before interviewing, I mean meeting Crystal, Karissa and Kristina. Really, what are the chances? A guy down and out on his luck just, out of the blue bumps into a teenage girl with whom he has nothing in common and they hit it off. I'm talking fireworks. There's just not enough of these feel good stories in the world.

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