Charley Uchea (born July 1985) is an unemployed self-styled 'it girl' from south east London. She is a former lapdancer and first cousin to Manchester United footballer Kieran Richardson.

Unsurprisingly the wannabe singer craves the limelight and rates herself 10 out of 10 for both attractiveness and ruthlessness.

Charley describes herself as ”trendy, wild, argumentative - I speak so much. I’m flirtatious and I’m hot”.

Yawn...

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