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Teenage Wasteland

Britney Spears Crotch Shot Paris Hilton Beaver Crotch

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Rating: 4

Votes: 197

Comments: 62

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Britney Spears Crotch Shot Paris Hilton Beaver, Crotch!

Britney Spears New Crotch Shots, The Chick With The 'R' on her jeans is Lindsay Firecrotch Lohan!

Parasite's Beaver Pic

Britney Naked
Another Upskirt (Pink Panties)
Paris Hilton's Crotch Shots
Britney Raids Mini Bar, Shares DNA
It's not just her beaver that's bald
Britney Goes Clockwork Orange

Tons of Dirty Nipple Slips 100% NSFW

Oh and Look at this, Paris Hilton's Tit. The only this this poor girl can stay relevant is to slip her nipple. Yawn. Now give me Jessica Simpson's nipple or crotch and then we're talking!!!

Paris Hilton grabs Britney's boob

Finally the world's brightest stars have found each other. Here we have Paris helping Britney out of a jam... or maybe Paris didn't want Britney to upstage her with those wonderful milk filled pillows. "Don't you dare show off your boob, that's my move bitch"

Perhaps Britney needs to have more experience at being a drunken whore before she can go out and show off her cash and prizes. Whatever the case, we're all very thankful that Paris and Britney are hanging out together. Now we just need Tara Reid and the ensemble would be complete. Long live Britney's Crotch!!!

Britney's Crotch Shot

The world loves a dirty snatch, and britney is happy to provide. By now you think they would know that they should be covering up their crotch's. But thank God, they don't. What else would I be doing up at 11PM on a Saturday night?

Different shots of Britney's crotch & beaver.

Britney's Beaver

The Youth of America

Tara Reid -Jessica Alba's Boob -Jessica Simpson

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www.myspace.com/li7smurf

January 20, 07 4:56am

damn umma see dem slutz an teach em y u should wear panties. rape'n time lol paris might like it... britney ewww :p

Tony G.

January 24, 07 2:00pm

Britney is disgusting. I can't beleive I wanted that when she was 16. She put on the freshman 50!

stephanie

January 24, 07 2:03pm

I used to love Brit but she keeps picking losers! Keep your legs shut, not just because the paprazzi is watching, but because you have three kids with 3 different dads!

Chris Franjola

January 24, 07 2:04pm

That's hot, dude! Did I just say that?

Chris Franjola

January 24, 07 2:04pm

That's hot, dude! Did I just say that?

nonya

January 25, 07 6:35pm

get a life

davo

January 29, 07 11:13am

Theres nothing like shaved pussy!!!!

Frankie P

January 31, 07 3:15pm

Britney needs to go back to the "Hit me baby" look

peter S.

January 31, 07 3:25pm

She had her fifteeen minutes . . .And it was painful to watch. And I thought Christina Aguilera was skanky! Brit makes Christina look like a Saint!

Mike

January 31, 07 6:02pm

I love britney's crotch shots. Paris Beaver rules, but she's a skank.

nik

February 2, 07 5:27pm

was parris hiltons beav hit with a 2x4? NASTY!!!!!

Ghinx

February 9, 07 4:31pm

If you are 13 or over, and your jacking off to these pictures, you are certainly are, a Perverted Sluttard who wants it up the ass by Osama bin Laden

Franky Balls

February 10, 07 5:58am

Looks like someone put a firecracker up in Britney.

james

February 10, 07 1:31pm

skanks yes but would u fuck them i think yes

Stephani

February 15, 07 11:17am

Not only is paris beav nasty, but damn look at those feet! NASTY!

Cindy

February 18, 07 11:22am

Have you seen Britney Spears new shaved head?

SpeedMonkey

February 18, 07 1:12pm

When I got the pics in my email, I thought I was too hungover, but they are real.. the bitch shaved her head. Does that make Britney crazy?

Mel

February 19, 07 4:05am

I want to see Britney's shaved head pics! Does anyone know what website they're on?

Mel

February 19, 07 4:07am

Never mind!! I see it!

Balrog

February 21, 07 7:19pm

I want to lick Britney's head.

Jennifer

February 23, 07 5:00am

I personally think britney is turning into a depressed hooker,, nasty with no panties hanging out with slut number 1 paris, and then shaving her head??wtf

nicole

February 24, 07 7:31am

ewwww britney u shit! britney is turning intO bitch and crazY... MY GOD!

Martha

March 1, 07 1:44pm

I don't care what anyone says, I love Britney Smears, I'd do her!!!!

Tiff

March 5, 07 7:06am

Can you say "what the f@ck did I do last night?", Britney?

Lee

March 6, 07 9:54am

Lohan's snatch looks like it needs to be tightened up a lot

Christopher

March 6, 07 12:32pm

lohans box looks like a piece of caulyflower

Speedmonkey

March 6, 07 1:56pm

Perhaps a little Nip' Tuck for Britney and Lohan, Their crotches are worn.

tom

March 8, 07 5:41am

im 14 i still wank over hers and lindsays pussy

Speedmonkey

March 8, 07 6:35am

Glad we can help!!

jinx

March 9, 07 11:05am

OMG... what the hell is happening in tinsel town? And what is that "string thing" in the shot of the polka dot dress ( last pic)?? Is that what I think it is? Send no more fan mail...send these skanks some panties...REAL PANTIES TO COVER UP THE HOOCH!

wayward son

March 9, 07 2:43pm

britney knew i wouldn't eat it till it was shaved.

Tonia

March 10, 07 5:22pm

Britney-maybe you should think of your kids first and partys second (make that panties second) and longer skirts! Do a better job raising your kids cuz obviously your mom did a terrible parenting job!!!

Magneto

March 13, 07 9:24am

They've got a ton more of them at: http://porno-pedia.com/britney-spears.html

emily

March 13, 07 4:55pm

Paris's crotch looks like an empty ball sack hanging down lol

jeremy

March 18, 07 2:25pm

screwww yoou alll

fernando

March 28, 07 2:04pm

I would eat the peanuts out of her shit, and then barf. then i would eat the barf

Roberto

April 24, 07 6:36pm

WE WANT HILLARY SHOTS!!! :P shes 18-19 now isnt she..??

Anonimous

May 5, 07 2:50pm

Feel really sorry for Britney's kids. I don't know what I would do if my mom showed off her pussy like that!

amy

June 18, 07 4:23pm

You know Brit's pussy doesn't look half as bad as Paris or Lindsey. Paris looks like she has a tucked penis.

July 6, 07 11:58am

Maybe she does?!

a real biotch

September 12, 07 6:36am

britney looks way better than paris or lindsay..paris def needs to shave it looks stinky and lindsay looks deformed sick shit

Tiger

October 14, 07 6:03am

FYI, putting anything over the subject matter will always cause us to look for a cleaner picture elsewhere.

October 16, 07 9:00am

Agreed, that's why I try to always find pics with no watermarks...

Fred

October 25, 07 2:06pm

I just love Brits pussy !

November 2, 07 12:09am

the one of lindsay to the left is real the other ones have been formatted...those arent real ones. only the one with her in the car with a green shirt is real .......who wuld actually mess with fake vaginas and put them on starts?>

Liz

November 11, 07 4:15pm

WHY DO THESE STARS THINK THEY CAN WALK AROUND WITH OUT PANTIES ON?? I BEING A WOMAN MYSELF KNOW WE LEAK OUR ASSES SWEAT SO THEY MUST GET MARKS ON THE BACK OF THERE DRESSES AND JUST THINK EVERY WHERE THEY SIT IT MUST SMELL LIKE SHIT! WE ONLY STAY SMELLING SWEET FOR THE FIRST HOUR AFTER WE SHOWER IT WE DON'T TAKE A PISS OR A DUMP! GET REAL LADIES HOW SICK!! A SEXY PAIR OF PANTIES WITH LOTS OF LACE WOULD LOOK SO MUCH BETTER THEN A UGLY BLAD PUSSY! THEY ARE SO UGLY TO BEGAN WITH SO COVER UP GIRLS!

jamie van sickle

November 12, 07 6:51pm

you are nasty liz. why ruin it for the rest of us. can't you leak in private? britney's crotch must leak!

crawford

November 12, 07 11:58pm

looking lindsay lohan sexy photos

tony

December 11, 07 7:38am

i will love to konw you.

frank murray

December 11, 07 7:52am

i love spears- she is so hott

tonic

December 18, 07 12:58pm

Brit and Paris love the camera. So let them.

bruce

December 20, 07 1:14pm

let them...sure, but at least do something positive like have a good image or something.

shanel

January 5, 08 12:59pm

Leave britney alone shes not crazy shes going threw alot and people need to shut there mouth because its none of their buissness.

harryf

January 12, 08 6:14pm

brit will break out of this,she is just trying to show that she needs love and attention in the only way she knows.

Dan

January 16, 08 10:52am

namely, by being a dumb whore, just like in all her videos :)

wdw3264

January 22, 08 11:03am

I'm sry, I'd still have to put a tongue between paris' legs (amongst other things)

jack frescas

February 4, 08 4:56pm

I used to hate britney, but now i love her. thank you brit for sharing your vagina with us all. youre the best

Spider Monkey

February 4, 08 5:29pm

All of there sh** is beat the f up. Brits got a meaty p. A couple kids will tear that thing up. Remember when she was a 'virgin.' Paris is ugly her p looks nasty.

kiddo

February 19, 08 11:02am

doooodddd! what the fuck is that in the last pic, is that bitch on her period!!! and yeah all 3 of them there shit looks like its seen a horses dick!!! paris' shits haning to the floor! and lidsneys shit is all smashed and deformed like she spilt acid on he snatch! oh and britney her shit looks like someone took a knife to her junk! and yes paris's shit looks like an empty ball sack. like shes white and her shits all dark and beat up. what the hell. man i dont ever go with out underwear, dont want to ruin anyones perfect visions of a vagina but we leak and discharged, im not afraid to say it, and we sweat alot. i know they probably sit in chairs or cars and get up and theres piss and pussy juice all over the fucking seat!!!! wear some fucking underwear please, im tired of looking at your raggity pussys if i wanted to look at something so fucked up id look at some old hags shit!!!!

Sydney

March 8, 08 1:11am

You'd think these celebs could afford a pair of panties...

jigs

March 10, 08 3:11am

open ur legs at 90 angle if puss had shaved

bootman

March 23, 08 7:19pm

kiddo, news for you pussy don't leak and discharge, not normal pussy anyway. Maybe your nasty shit does. If so you need to keep stuff out of it and go see a doctor.