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Teenage Wasteland

Britney Spears: Bikinis, Bras and Bad Credit

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Britney Strip Down

Britney Strips Down...so my life has come to this? Shaving the corns off my mom's heels and posting useless stories about Britney Spears (rendundant).

Hey any idea where I can order some pumice stones at a good price...

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Feb, 28 2007
Bright and early on February 17, a newly bald Spears arrived at L.A.'s chic Mondrian hotel, ready to catch some rays. But the star was denied a room due to lack of credit cards or cash.

By 11 a.m., an undeterred Spears, 25, had stripped down to a bra and panties poolside, then shaved her legs in the pool bathroom.

"It was sad," says a source. "It looked like she really needed a friend."

She got two – at least for a few hours. Around noon, Spears (then in a blonde wig) began chatting up a woman in the bathroom, who offered to loan the pop star a bathing suit.

Spears followed her new friend to her hotel room where -- after changing into a borrowed bikini -- she raided the minibar.

"She grabbed four or five bottles and just started mixing everything and drinking them."

I'm sure these chicks were just happy to help cover up her crotch. But after seeing the pics, I wonder what will become of the bikini. If the girls were smart, (oxymoron) they'd just let Brit keep the bikini.

The main question.. what did the 3 get up to after she raided the mini bar?

This wasn't the first time that Britney spread her DNA.. she also swapped bikinis, somewhere sometime ago after some play:

According to The New York Daily News, Britney didn't like the red dress she was wearing, so she decided to strip naked, and trade her clothes for a bikini worn by one of the club's dancers.

A source told the Daily News she drank shots from a bottle of tequila and ended up naked in the dancers' dressing room, trying on their bikini costumes.

"She was in high spirits," says the source. "[Spears] arrived in a little red dress, but she admired the fishnet [stockings] the dancers were wearing. She went downstairs and tried them on, but didn't like the way they looked with her dress.

"So she took off her dress and started putting on bikinis that the dancers wear," he adds. "She stripped all of her clothes off and was totally naked in the dancers' room. She came out and got a T-shirt off of one of the waiters and danced like that till around 4 a.m."

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