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And I'm not talking about their tits either...You've heard of the Battle of the Bulge?  In a recent interview to promote her upcoming reality show on E! Katie Price a.k.a. Jordan slashed out the Beckhams.

“I hear Victoria and David are making a one-hour show. We’ll be on eight times a week, with a three-hour show each Saturday.“ At the end of the day she’s just a footballer’s wife and Pete and I are still individuals in our own right."  And you're stretched out harlot with nothing to offer but your big tits.  We love you anyway.

Katie continues to say that after she gives birth to her 3rd child, she will get another boob job and botox. Katie also shared how much her hubby loves her breats.

“Pete is fascinated by my huge boobs. He calls them my ‘gazallas’ and asks if he can touch them. But sometimes they are so sore I snap his head off. He likes to bury his head in them and for me to squash them together so he almost suffocates.”

Reality TV at its best...I guess the best way to get your name in the paper is to slag off someone WAY more popular and successful than you and hope to parle that into further popularity.  Why be a bitch towards someone that got to where you would DIE to be? 

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