Pop culture Politics Perversion Advice Speedmonkey.net

Details

Rate

Images

Oh I'm sorry, I meant 'escort' pics....how the phuck did this little ugly yenta become a high price whore?  She looks like my Puerto Rican cleaning lady.  I've found better looking $150 crack whores at 2am when I'm high on blow... but I guess if your a high income earner, balding with a hound faced wife...yeah, okay now I can see it... Thanx US magazine for helping give Ashley more undeserved fame than she ever deserves.  Our youth now has something to aspire to...



Also, I don't want to sound like a total nerd, but isn't what she did illegal?  So how is it that she's now...ah phuck it, it's America...you can get away with murder in this country and profit from it, so I guess bouncing your titties around should be acceptable to? 

Read more NSFW

Name
Email
Comment