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With scores and scores (scientific measurement) of homeless children in the world - why does everyone feel the need to adopt whitie?

Sure they go for a hell of a lot more on the open market, but adopt a kid from a 3rd world country and you'll have a grateful and obedient kid you can be proud of.

Hey Doc Frankenstein, if you're not able to conceive your own child, why go through the lengths to create your own?

(FRIENDS) Monica and Chandler... oh boy!! They can't conceive - so they go out and find the perfect blond haired blue eyed mom to give them her unwanted, unborn child.

Maybe it wouldn't go off too well with the critics had they adopted a Russian orphan.

Melissa Etheridge and Julie Cypher.. nice, rich white lesbians.. You should not be conceiving children. Yes, you can have children, adopt as many as you like. But to go through the lengths of injecting, incubating or whatever inventive techniques they have just to push out your own kid.. is wrong.

David Crosby is the dad, Melissa and Julie split up but still live next door to each other. Last year, Melissa and new girlfriend, actress Tammy Lynn Michaels were married (even though the State of California does not recognize homosexual marriages) so I ask, how "normal" and well adjusted will the child be?

Do our children need more confusion? Look kids, you have three mommies and one ex-con father. Yes, the new American family.

Again, gay couples should be allowed to adopt, but to go the distance and willingly create such upheaval is pretty phucking selfish. At the very least stuff yourself with drugs and have a wild orgy.... but to pull out turkey basters, rubbers gloves and consent forms is pretty creepy.

What possibly makes you think you should put another spoiled, self centered, liver failing kid into this world when there are millions dying right now?

If you are infertile, if you have no eggs, sperm not swimming.. or you're gay, that's the card you drew. In 2004, it's time to put aside our egos and lend a hand.

The same concept is true for dogs.. with so many waiting to be put down, why not adopt?

Etheridge spent 12 years with Cypher, who gave birth to the couple's two children--Bailey Jean Cypher and Beckett Cypher. In January 2000, the couple revealed that Bailey and Beckett's biological father is musician David Crosby.

Etheridge told LAUNCH that having the two children helped ease the pain of breaking up with Cypher. "It makes me be able to say, 'Well, you know what? It was worth it, because I have two gorgeous children'"

So let's forget about the pain the chlidren go through in a "divorce" As long as you, Melissa, have two gorgeous children to fill that big fat ego of yours.. it makes it all worth it.

You here that folks.. if you have kids, breaking up with someone is actually easier.

Inevitably some of you will assume this article as anti-gay or anti-white, it's neither; it's anti-ego.

We always want what appears perfect on the outside, without giving a thought about the inside. I have no idea what that means.

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