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As we all painfully aware, men look, gawk and stare at tits. Fat tits, droopy tits, floppy tits... if you're showing, we're staring.

We cannot seem to control it. Constantly hypnotized we will do whatever it takes to get a better look and hopefully a feel.

Which brings me to my point...it is not fair that any woman with $5 000 can buy a perfect set of tits. It should be outlawed and made illegal.

Why must I be forced to stare at a perfect rack on an ugly chick? Now the ugly chick thinks she's hot and desirable. She buys hot skanky clothes and the problem perpetuates...ugly women trying to look hot. Stop it.

Surgeons must screen these women. Mostly men themselves, they should be aware of these issues and refuse any beast of a woman wanting fake tits. They should be reserved for women with breast cancer and hot porn stars. Not gangly women who just won the lottery.

Cross Breeding Must Stop.

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