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I'm not sure if next year, the Academy Awards should be on Comdey Central or Cinemax.  It's either the biggest comedy show, or the biggest circle jerk.  We've already had the Golden Globes, so let's go with biggest comedy fest.

To listen to some sperm basting, lesbo singer talk about the fragility of the earth makes me puke in my mouth.  Melissa, if you were so concerned about the Planet, why didn't you adopt a child and save a life, rather than going through the extenuating means to have your own 'blue eyed', over consuming, spoiled baby? 

To listen to actors go on and on about Global Warming is a complete joke.  I have a 20$ a week gas budget and live in a shoe box with 6 electric outlets and I have to listen to these pricks whose homes and the land on which they sit can hold the population of several small villages in West Africa?  Self indulgent pricks.  Driving big SUV's, sprinklers running rivers of water just to keep your lush lawn greener than your neighbors and your rose bushes smelling as floral as your own shit.  Jumping in your private jets, killing off animals for your fur coats...and exactly how much food will be wasted at the after parties?

So before you put the burden on the TV Dinner eating, penny pinching, gas price watching blue collar consumer, clean off all the blow on that mirror you are always looking in and have a good look at yourself.

An Inconvenient Truth Is Right... how inconvenient it would be if all the soap box preaching celebs suddenly had to do without their massive entourage, their private jets and their huge mansions.  John Travolta, in one hour, probably wastes more oil and gas flying his big faggy airplanes than I do in half a year on my car. 

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