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You start with a starving college or street girl, desperate for money, drugs, sometimes even food. You bring her in, get her to sign a release form. You'll be surprised how many girls need money.

She signs the form and sets up an appointment for the photo shoot. At this point you explain what is expected of her. Some guy is going to pound her pussy, mouth and ass. The girl is a little apprehensive at first. She's worried about disease. You explain to her it's quite safe, that the guy will be wearing a condom. She agrees to the terms and you have your little slut.

Now all you need is some manly stud with a big cock and loads of self-confidence. Not too hard to find. After a couple of quick interviews you find your stallion. He doesn't speak much English, but he's got a 8 inch cock and a bad ass tattoo, more than suitable. Now all that's left is preparation. You run to the store and pick up a jumbo size box of the cheapest rubbers you can find. You also pick up icing sugar, glycerin, and some lubricant from the local sex shop.

Photo shoot Day:
The girl arrives first. Out of one corner of her mouth is a cigarette, she looks like
A) She just rolled out of bed and forgot to put on make up. Or
B) some crack whore, skin all blotchy and coming off a 6 hour ride of drugs and promiscuous sex. Time for your make-up person to do their magic. Sadly enough there is very rarely something that 2 Pounds of Foundation, Eyeliner, and Lipstick can't fix. Soon enough she looks like a porn star.

Next comes the guy. He walks through the door feeling like the king of the world. This is his first photo shoot. He requires very little preparation, and since he is late the photographer is anxious to start shooting. The first roll of film is lighting and testing, trying to set the mood.

Once the photographer is happy with the conditions and lighting he skillfully instructs the two puppets on what to do. They start taking off their clothes, fondling each other. The guy is hard, since this is first time, he figures he is gonna get to fuck her brains out. Not So. The photographer has to change his film and move some of the furniture around. The girl promptly lights up a cigarette and begins to stuff her face with oreo cookies. Very attractive. The photo shoot resumes and the girl is instructed to suck the stallions cock. The photographer becomes angry when he sees that the girl has a mouth full of cookie crumbs and will probably leave them all over the guys cock.

She is instructed to clean her mouth. She bitches a bit then proceeds to use some scope. Now a more seasoned photographer would have had both girl and guy tested for any std's. But since he has a small budget he will work with the use of rubbers. The young stallion places one of the rubbers on the tip of his cock, not rolling it all the way down. It's a little bit of protection, plus her lips cover the condom roll. So what you see is her sucking his cock, and no visible condom, but believe me, it's there.( sometimes it isn't, it all depends on whether they have been screened for std's, or whether or not they give a fuck). By this time the stallion is starting to go limp.

There is nothing sexual about what is going on. The girl isn't sucking his cock. She just sits it in her mouth while the photographer skillfully executes some pictures. She looks like she is enjoying it, when really all she is thinking about is having her next smoke.
As for Mr. Limp Dick, a small flesh colored rubber band is placed at the base of his penis, this will help him keep semi-erect. The same tiring process is used for vaginal penetration. Often the condom will slip off inside the vagina. Good thing he bought a jumbo box. Very rarely does a girl get excited by a photo shoot and the use of lubricant is required. These photo shoots can last hours, and can be exhausting for the guy and boring for the girl.

Anal penetration can be tricky. If the girl is a veteran of anal sex, her ass will be loose enough for easy entry. Believe it or not but a tight transparent condom can easily fool the audience, especially when the stallion holds his hand over the base of his cock to hide the rolled edge.

After a few hours of position changing, film changing and cigarettes, the photographer is ready for cum splattering scene. He quickly mixes some glycerin and icing sugar and produces completely realistic cum. He gently dabs it over her face making her look like a sludge monster, then places some on the tip of the stallions cock, which is inches from the girls mouth. Voila, instant and convincing cum shot. Now, not all photo shoots are done this way, but a large number are.

Have you ever seen a lesbian series, where the lesbians are always inches away from licking, but never seem to do it? Usually our imaginations takes over, but remember this, while the picture is being taken the girls are laughing their asses off and are not at all excited. You will find more realism in an amateur photo shoot than you will a pro. They just don't know any better.

A pro is an illusionist. After the photographs are developed and scanned, the photographer may use an image editing program to give her that "porn star" look. Usually gentle airbrushing skin will hide blotches and make her look like a Barbie doll. In the end do we care? Probably not. A pussy is a pussy and we need to get off.

Just think about this next time you are ready to pull your pud. Not everything is as it seems.

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