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Hmm, what's that big black cloud of smog ahead? Oh, it's our children and they are on their way to school. Better drive faster 'cause the fumes are turning those kids into talking monkeys.

It is absolutely insane that smog checks seem to find their way past these yellow monsters of the road. Garbage trucks, even produce trucks I can understand, but clearly this has to have some parents concerned. Pretty soon, they'll all be taking the short bus to school.

Look at the smiling kids on the bus, their hair is falling out.

Have you ever been stuck behind a bus? Well, your hair is gonna fall out too.

Just another example of the crisis our eductaional system is facing. But hey, let's give illegals drivers licenses... let them drive the bus - they can fill it up with more of their law abiding friends.

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