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The All You Can Eat Buffet, As American As A Lawsuit.

Is there anything more tantalizing than lining up behind some pig of a man and watch him fit as much food as possible onto his plate from the trough below.

As you are filled with disgust, you look over only to see his wife sneezing all over the ladle...

But it's all going to be okay because the thrifty spender you are has managed to eat $15 of food and only pay $7.99.

With that kind of savings, why wouldn't you endure a half hour line up and the unsightly pleasures of King Orc and his Queen... stuffing themselves.

Obesity? What Obesity.

Why don't we see this behavior in Europe? Because Europeans understand the meaning, "Rationing" They know what it's like to live on limited resources as the enemy bombs the shit out of their homes, hospitals and schools. They understand the concept of sharing.

I don't have my historical facts in cue, but I believe it was the Chinese that first introduced us to this phenomenon. It's their sick way of getting back at us... No doubt they also own McDonalds. They will kill us all with food.

If terrorists had any patience, they would just sit back and watch us destroy ourselves. They would buy up all the fast food chains and lower the prices. Gluttony!!!

Waste not want not. It's an expression that needs to permeate our existence. Don't take more than you need. It has to change.

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