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Who's yo' daddy? Well my precious little girl, when your mommy was pregnant with you, she was a whore. Look the whole world has pictures to see it. Look where you come from. See your roots. Be proud.

Why is it that porn is so popular? It's an obvious question that requires an obvious answer. Obvious if you are a guy anyway. Men are more visual than women, which is why we end up dishing out so much cash for raunchy porn. It's great.

But what a burden to always think with your dick. What an easy trick for the rest of the non-male population to figure out. Ladies, all you have to do is kick back and wait for us to mess up. Inevitably our dick always gets in the way.

I mean imagine what it's like to always have your dick decide who to hire, how hard to work out, what kind of car to drive, what kind of clothes to buy. We do it all for women. It's tough not letting your guard down.


Everything we do some how ends up being because of a woman. It's like Spy vs. Spy

We keep buying into it. The male is a stupid, easily read species. I love being a guy. What I can't figure out is how ANY naked picture or sexual innuendo can make a guy not think straight.

Take for example wrestling. I'm a fan of the WWF. I love watching guys "kick the shit out of each other" sure it's not real but it beats the other shows that are trying to be good. At least with wrestling you can never be disappointed. It's the very bottom rung of mass entertainment.

Anyway, the chicks that wrestle parade around in tight skimpy clothes and everybody goes wild. Still?

With constant exposure to porn on the net, downloading, burning and "Scouring" any gang bang ever made, how is it we still get all rowdy when we see some obvious bimbo sauntering around knowing full well she will never take off all her clothes.

Look at the picture above (as if you haven't already) two fake chicks with fake tits pretending to be getting off. You know they never touch each other. They get into position, make their "ah, fuck me harder face" and "click" next picture. They get in to their next pose. They go home in their BMW's with the money we just gave them. We know we could never get them.

NOW, take the little babies on the right. You know they are not getting paid all that much. Not more than their embarrassment is worth if mom ever finds out. They are in their basement, they're friends and they probably do this every now and again. Go for drinks, laugh. Whatever.

It's the amateurs that are the hot ones. Cause we have a chance with them. She's in the bar standing beside you, or your neighbor. She's not some untouchable living in the Hills of Beverly.

What has happened as a result of looking at amateur smut, is that I look at every girl differently than before the advent of the web. I now see every girl and woman has their inner whore. They're a sleaze for the right man. They all have their fetishes and their positions.

If I am watching a news anchor woman on t.v or whomever I am thinking, "yeah, she loves getting wooden dildos shoved in her ass by German midgets as her husband watches."

We have been exposed to the fact that everybody has an inner whore that we like to show off for the right person or in this case, for the world.

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