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As we're full swing into the holiday season, I'd like to sit back and reflect on the hell that we call "Christmas Shopping." Nay, I'd like to reflect on the assholes that go Christmas shopping. What the hell, let's just reflect on assholes. Particularly, those that have never worked in the service industry.

For the most part, we have all had a job dealing with the public. Coffee baristas, gas station attendants, cashiers, retail.. whatever occupation, most of us have had to deal with, "the customer is always right."

At 16 years old you may find yourself being yelled at by some self important phucker who insists that his orange mocha frappuccino does not include blended cream but, whipped; which is exactly how you find yourself.

How about Ms. Walrus Fat who insists on trying on every pair of jean in the store only to determine that she really is a disgusting mess and runs out of the shop leaving you with 1247 items of clothing for you to fold, perfectly.

Need help with something? How about asking the sales guy rather than riffling through a random stack of shirts only to find out you were looking at the women's section... why not ask for assistance before you yank down that rack of clothes?

"They" say that service is next to Godliness.. that's because you'd have to be God to put up with some of these assholes.

Anyway, The guy that yells at you probably has a really shitty job himself. A job where s/he gets yelled at all day. Then they go home and get yelled at by their spouse. Small penis etc.

So the only chance they get to vent is when they are in front of you; someone whom they perceive as a lower cast because it makes them feel good.

Chances are they have never had a job serving the public so they don't really know the shit you are forced to deal with on a daily basis.. or maybe they do and they still don't care.

Anyway, if you find yourself at the receiving end of one of these pricks..(that didn't sound right now did it...) just remember that, while you may have 30 sweaters to refold, you still have your huge paycheck to look forward to, and they'll still be pricks.

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