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School's Out For Ever - Sex Braclets

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I'm not sure the color, but I'm sure the kids are all over it.

Maybe a little oral.. then you'd better get a blue bracelet..

Across the country in schools everywhere, it seems that Pokemon has taken on a different meaning. Kids as young as 7 are actively engaging in sexual activities and what are the schools doing about it? Why covering it up of course.

Megan Stecher of the Holy Child Jesus School in Richmond Hill, Queens fell victim to the schools draconian 'shhh, don't tell daddy' law.

Under this law, "Shh, Don't Tell Daddy," teachers (nuns and priests) get to have their way with their students. It's still a bit unclear but recent sponsors of this Catholic school include Michael Jackson and Paula Poundstone. In fact, tt was reported that Michael had donated over 700 crates of Jesus juice to the school just months before his arraignment.

Megan told her parents and school expelled her for ruining everyone's fun.

Elsewhere in this great country, A first-grader at a Prince George's County (Upper Marlboro, MD) elementary school (Valley View Elementary School in Oxon Hill) was followed into a restroom by two of her male classmates last week and sexually assaulted. Two boys, age 7, followed her into the bathroom, they threatened to harm her, "one held her down while the other performed a sex act. Then they held her on the ground and penetrated her."

The girl's mother approached school officials after she learned of the alleged assault only after they hadn't heard anything from the school system.

Also, a Crescenta Valley High School teacher arrested last week on charges of surreptitiously videotaping female students as they undressed in a faculty restroom will remain on paid administrative leave until the charges are resolved, a district official said.

Ah yes.. Schools, Churches... and even some cops are all getting into the game of "Shh, Don't Tell Daddy."

Soon enough adults will be wearing these SNAP bracelets:
Blue = "I have sex with a 5 year boys"
Red = "I'm a pedophiling priest"
Green= "I'm a public servant, but I download kiddie porn."