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So, here's what happened to me many months back. I'm dating this girl, sex has been terrific, great ass, everything is going on. I mean there's really no point in getting in to details, we all love our oral sex. I happen to live for it.

Anyway, keeping this in mind... this is how the story unfolds: Friday evening, her place, wine, movies, weed, foreplay, life is good. Oh and remember this girl is really the first "woman" I dated. Classy, graceful, loved her rubber suits. I excuse myself to go to the bathroom.

All the time getting there I'm saying to myself, "Dude, you are so lucky." I get to the bathroom, lift up the seat and yes... a nice piece of shit floating around.

Actually it was no longer solid. Judging by my keen sense of sight, it had been there for about 5 hours. Throw in some toilet paper some urine and you have his nice mushroom cloud of, sick. MMMMMM...good.

Now, is there a quicker way to get turned off? Never mind turned off, is there a quicker way to vomit? I played it cool though, as cool as someone who just inhaled the inside of a pig.

We kissed and cuddled... Then I became really really tired and went to sleep. I hung out with her a few times after that always making sure she didn't eat before our date.

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