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Oh The Humanity

On a rare day, I decided to go into town and take care of some business. I parked my truck at a parking meter, just behind, low a behold, a City of Los Angeles Parking vehicle. Sitting in the vehicle was an 'officer.'

I glanced at the parking sign which was a few spots and trees over. Got out, plugged the meter and then went over to the 'officer' Officer M. Perez in fact and asked her a question.

I wanted to know if it was legal to park at a failed meter. I never knew the answer and thought of asking when I saw the car. "Sure," she said. "As long as you abide by the parking signs, you can park at a failed meter." I ended the conversation, "Why, thank you you officer, have a good day." And walked to my meeting.

I came out an hour later - there was a phucking parking ticket on my truck! That phukcing *unt. I parked at 1:56, the ticket was printed at 1:59!!! She probably started printing the ticket when she saw me put a buck in quarters in the meter. I didn't even have to pay for the meter. So not only do I get a $45 ticket, I also gave them an additional dollar just because I'm so nice.

Could she not have told me not to park there? I actually had a conversation with this woman. It's not as if it was a 'random' vehicle. She actually saw the face behind it. I was nice to her. I was pleasant,. Thank you, have a good day... smiles... had I turned around as I walked down the street, I would have seen her fat ass putting the ticket on my windshield.

My buddy told me that, maybe she was giving me a hint. Maybe by telling me, "yes, you can park at a failed meter if you abide by the signs." What, am I solving crimes here? Was I driving the phucking mystery machine? Why the 'hints' just tell me I can't park there, or advise me to read the signs more closely.

Is it against their Reno 911 code not to help people. Are they not civil servants, who are they serving?

Sure I'm an idiot and I wasn't supposed to park there, sure my karma might be instant, but does it have to be given to me by M. perez and why the phuck does it have to cost me $46 bucks!!

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