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On my way to see a buddy today, I ran into my neighbor from down the hall.  She's pretty hot so any opportunity I have to slow her pace, I'll take. 

Last week I had seen her get out of her car with an older woman, so when I saw her this morning, I thought what a good opportunity to make small talk... "hey, so was that your mom I saw you with last week?"  It's a good question, it deflects any interest you may have in them and disarms them...makes them drousy so youo can pounce like a mongoose later...

Now where was I, oh yes, small talk...  After I had asked if that was her mom, she replied, "Who that old lady I was with last week, no she's a friend from back home, my mom is much hotter than that." 

Ahhh... WTF? Where did that come from?  Of all the things to say, of all the replies - she comes up with, "oh God no, my mom is much hotter..." 

Is that how she talks about her "friends"?  To be fair, she is an actress, so most of her identity is based around looks.  Which is fine by me, because she is totally hot... and just imagine her mom!!! 

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