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Marcelo Balboa is the worst color commentator I have ever heard. Never before have I considered NOT watching a World Cup match until I heard his voice. I'd rather read the captions...in Spanish than listen to your over beating, know it all voice. Dude, you don't play soccer anymore - cut that fucking hair of yours - you look retarded in your suit and tie.. with your Fabio hair. Are you afraid that if you cut it, nobody will recognize you? They don't anyway, so cut it!

ABC/ESPN - great job on the coverage. But for the love of God, get trained, professional commentators.. maybe some soothing British voices... voices that go with the game... not nasally, whiny, know it all voices. Not a voice that has to remind you at every chance - 'When I played in the World Cup...' Who cares that you played in the World Cup... that was in '94 - roughly the same time your long hair went out of style.

The ref's didn't ruin the World Cup, Marcelo Balboa did.

And stop blocking the bottom of the phucking TV screen with your over the top graphics.

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