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No, I didn't say, Armenian...I'm quite sure they don't even have an army.  Too many Armos...no army.

Anyway, a few months back Xerxes bought herself a Bentley with all that blood money from her sex tape, playboy and no doubt from OJ Simpson's trial 15 years back...

So let's look at the Bentley shall we - I'm not really sure what model she bought but who really cares all the models suck as much gas as Kim sucks on her sex tape.

Let's take the Bentley Arnage as an example:

MSRP Range: $221,990 - $263,990

The 2008 Arnage is a 4-door, 4-passenger luxury sports sedan, available in 4 trims, ranging from the R to the RL. Upon introduction, the R is equipped with a standard 6.75-liter, V8, 450-horsepower, turbo engine that achieves 10-mpg in the city and 15-mpg on the highway.

The RL is equipped with a standard 6.75-liter, V8, 450-horsepower, turbo engine that achieves 9-mpg in the city and 15-mpg on the highway. A 6-speed automatic transmission with overdrive is standard on both trims. The 2008 Arnage is a carryover from 2007.

So Kim, next time a roadside bomb kills some of our troops, make sure to send a thank you card to their mothers.  Because if it wasn't for them, you wouldn't be able to drive your gas guzzling piece of shit.

Our soldiers are out there making sure our pipelines are safe so none of us have to give up kush quality of life.  Drive a hybrid, set an example.  And the next time you cry about your baby being broken...think about all the women and children who are also crying, 'my daddy is dead'.

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