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I was coming back from the beach the other day, walking towards my car when I spotted some potentially hot fat chicks. As I got closer I noticed that they were huddled around the trunk of their car like witches around a cauldron.

There they were feasting on chips and danishes. One of them was stuffing her face while talking on the phone. No doubt pleading with Pink Dot.

Fat people eating is one thing, but fat people stuffing their face with junk food in the privacy of their own trunk is just funny. How is it these are the same people who scream "discrimination?"  "Nobody will hire me, nobody will love me, it's hard to buy clothes..."

I'd take their case a little more seriously if I knew they took themselves seriously. But man, they were hanging around like a little support group of binge eaters. "Oh it's okay Martha, eat this sugar donut. We still love you" "Yes we know it's Sunday and we told our husband's we were going shopping...but who will see us here with our face shoved in the trunk?"

If you are going to be fat, be proud. Cause with Sunday eating binges, that's all you can ever hope to be.

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