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Sure there are hot women in Los Angeles. In fact, the hottest women live in Los Angeles. Wanna be an actress? Come to Hollywood. Wanna be a model? Make it here in LA. Wanna be in porn? We're waiting for you in the Valley...

Montreal, Italy, Sweden, Brazil... all hot women... BUT the hottest of the hot are right here in LA. But remember, along with the scorching babes comes a total void of substance.

For every hot woman, there's a creepy guy willing to put up with their yapping just to get, "a piece." He's willing to put up with her demands just to be seen with her.

But what about the hot ones that do have substance. An oxymoron? Perhaps. But occasionally it happens. Occasionally it happens, Oh dear God don't let it be true...that some smokin' babe is smarter than you.

What happens to these poor hot, smart women? They end up alone. They end up alone and bitter. They're bitter because; A) guys never approach them for fear of rejection B) The guys that do "hit on them" are slimy Persians who want to buy their wet panties.

So these poor women really only have 2 options. To remain single, or give up on your intelligence and go for his wallet.

Men are threatened by hot women...now imagine being hot AND smart. It's too much for us to take. Besides, we are not listening to what you are saying. We are imagining what you should be saying.

So when you see a hot woman sittng by herself, she's either a prostitute or she's really smart.

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