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Perhaps I am irrevocably bitter towards all the hotties who have laughed at me while growing up. Whatever it is, whenever I see a hot chick, I want to give her a piece of my mind.

Now remember, the only way to get anywhere is to stereotype. To generalize based on appearance, to profile. Of course there are exceptions to the rule but the exceptions always have to suffer because of the other idiots at large.

So while I'm sure there are some kind hearted and well meaning hot chicks around, for the most part they are too self absorbed to ever concern themselves with anybody or anything outside of their bubble.

That said, it's my theory that hot women have no inherent value. They take up space and energy. How does this effect us? It's called, The Trickle Down Theory. Once a horribly flawed Reagan-esque economic term, it can now be used to describe the absuse inflicted upon the less fortunate. The ugly, the rotund.

As the Theory of Evolution postulates, hot women try less. They try less at being courteous, friendly and polite.

They don't care how they drive, cause some stupid cop will pull them over and NOT give them a ticket...thus increasing the fine for the next guy that gets pulled over.

Because a hot woman will always be clambered over by some dufus, Joe average has to put up with shitty service just because he doesn't happen to have fake tits and bleached blond hair.

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