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(I think she's serious)

Hot Chick: Ok, what is your view on hot girl getting together with a hot guy? I get hit on by guys all the time and am pretty much used to their attention and not having to worry to get them interested because they of course already are...

Before the relationships worked out like this, the guy likes me and tries to get me, and I kind of allow some of them to like me. I'm sure it's the same with hot guys.

I'm in a stalemate with this one guy...We both know we're hot AND interesting, and we're used for the other person to do all the trying, so it's kind of like neither of us wants to put in much effort in getting the other person, because we're used to being liked.

SOOOO... should equally hot people not date each other.. and stick to the formula of having a less hot person fawn and pursue, because I surely don't want to give his ego the pleasure of easily conqering another girl, and he doesn't want to be just another guy who keeps trying to get me.... how to fix this?

The Monkey's Reply: First off, you get hit on by guys all the time because you are a chick. Women should not judge their looks by the amount of attention men give them. Secondly, they are only interested in the hot spot between your legs.

So yes, of course men are interested. Don't ever take it personally.

Knowing you are hot is a terrible burden and I feel for you; you must constantly be judged by your looks. Well, let's hope you are. Because if you're email is any indication of how interesting or intelligent you really are, you're phucked.

You're between 18 - 24 years old.. well keep it up because around 30 you'll be scrambling around for any guy that will put up with your shit.

Men will only ever be interested in you for your looks, and looks fade... if you were really that interesting, you wouldn't be sending me an email.. If you are so interesting "hot guys" would be all over you, all the time. Interesting people should never have to worry about being approached.. no matter how hot the guy.

I'm sure you don't care what men want you for, as long as they want you, but inevitably, they will stop wanting you. Of course, you can always make a good living as a mistress.

This "hot guy" is obviously smart enough to know that you are an arrogant fool who isn't interested in anything or anyone but herself.

Here's an idea, why don't you try being a human being and look outside of yourself? You think you're hot? Michelle Lombardo.. she's hot.. AND humble..

You think you are interesting? How many times do your start a sentence with, "I..." You would put any intelligent man to sleep...(seconds after he bangs you of course) But I know, you're not looking for intelligence and nor should you be.

You're kind needs to breed together. There's no need for you to be mixing it up in any other gene pool. Hot, dumb people should stay, hot, dumb people. So go and talk to him, please... for humanity's sake.

In the event that your question was serious, you really are an idiot. At 18 - 24 you'd think you'd be a bit smarter than you are...no matter how it goes down; if you talk to him first or he talks to you first, like it or not, after he's done with you, you'll be just another girl he conquered. Because that's what men do.. or try to do, conquer.

If he's smart, he'll never talk to you. So you have to go up and talk to him. It's not that all guys are intimidated by "hot chicks," they just don't want to give them the satisfaction.. and you really can't blame them.

If you really want to talk to "Chad," walk the phuck up to him and say "hey." Besides, everyone knows the same rules of engagement apply for hot people as they do for ugly people: stay mysterious and unpredictable. D-uh.

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