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You Can Do It. We can Help...make it as difficult as possible by building our stores the size of Ausable Chasm and making sure that nobody understands a word you are saying...oh, and we'll also install self-serve check out stands so that when you do find what you are looking for (3 hours later)...we'll make you check out your own goods. 

Have you seen the commercials for Home Depot?  A single mom strolls into the store and some old friendly employee is walking through the aisles with her, matching and comparing color charts; they laugh, they show clips of her at home smiling hammering, painting, mowing.  It's all so much fun.

So my question is, where the phuck are they filming these commercials?  Certainly not the store on Sunset in Hollywood, where you are practically mugged by 200 illegals the minute you turn into the parking lot.  You slowly navigate your way around their lunch pails and coolers, park and make your way further into hell.  The sliding doors open and you're instantly overwhelmed by the sheer size of the store.  Good luck finding someone to help you, let alone saunter down the aisles giggling like a schoolgirl helping you pick out your favorite bathroom colors. 

No doubt they're filming the commercials a few blocks down on some studio lot, so why not throw a few piñata’s in there and show the real side of Home Depot.

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