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It's a sad but true fact that most "Anglo" babies born in California learn to speak Spanish before English... You see, mommy and daddy are too busy paying for their 19 car garage that Loupe must now raise the kids.

As the years go on, your little Suzie is learning all about Spanish, leaf blowing and the Alamo... all because you're too ignorant and materialistic to take the time and raise your own kids.

It's more important that you dress Suzie in Ralph Lauren than it is to be hooked on Phonics.

Standing in line the other day at, Salads Galore... I was amazed when, a lady in front of me asked her house keeper, "What should I feed my baby, I don't know what to feed my baby..."

Now here's the thing, the house keeper was holding the lady's baby. The house keeper was holding the lady's baby. The housekee...

Confused? so was I. The lady wasn't holding any bags, her arms weren't full... she just didn't want to carry her own baby. So, hire someone to hold him.

THEN as the baby kept reaching for mommy, she (the mom) decided to give him her keys to play with. What a great idea. Why not hand over your dirty, sharp metal keys for your two year old son to shove in his mouth... seconds before you feed him... oh, wait you don't even know what to feed him.

It's okay, Loupe will help. Besides, I'm sure your kid doesn't understand a word you're saying.

One more thing, the mom was 6 months pregnant.. Apparently she thinks she's such a good mother...so why not pop out another one? There are plenty of immigrants to raise them. .. and some of them can even drive!

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