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Grammy Awards - Or Weekend At Bernies?

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2007 Grammy Awards: So that's it? The Police... Roxanne?! They couldn't have put together a melody. Even Prince put forth an effort for the Superbowl.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am the Police and I'm back," Sting shouted as the group kicked into the song.

How broke are Stewart and Andy to have to go back on the road with a pompous prick like Gordon. But man, are they good.

Anyway, I'm sure I'm not the only one who is sickened by the Grammy Awards. Sure they are not as bad as the Golden Globes.. but disgusting none the less.

Perhaps it's a side effect of living in Hollywood. Maybe because I've seen little harlots like Fergie grow from being a Hostess at 'Spago' on Sunset to an International 'pee my pants' sensation. Whatever it is, the Grammy Awards have absolutely no originality. It's the same artists, the same speeches...

Sure all props to Lionel Richie and.. wait, was that Smokey Robinson? Was he alive or were we watching Weekend at Bernies?

Lifetime Achievement Awards - The Doors were introduced by by Pink and T.I. then after only 10 seconds of stupid tag lines and a few obvious puns that included 'soul kitchen, and 'the doors of perception' the 2 teleprompting presenters went straight in the nominees for Best R&B awards.

OKAY WHAT??? Sure the remaining Doors have their legal issues (they hate each other) but to give less than 1 minute to such an influential band is a disgrace. Jim Morrison must be turning in his grave. If he were dead that is...

Alyson Hannigan...introducing the Dead's Lifetime Acheivement Award? Negro please. How embarrassing. The Dead are one of America's greatest bands of all time and they have some chick from American Pie presenting their award. Jerry would most certainly be turning in his grave... if he could only manage to roll over.

Oh, and isn't it always a remarkable coincidence that the bands performing are the ones that win. The Chili Peppers play... exit stage left and 2 minutes later they get Best Rock Album... shock!!!