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This site is absolute bullshit... It generalizes ALL guys as being some asshole that just wants to use girls... Honestly after reading more and more of this i get more and more pissed off... In one article it appears the author of the site is recommending taking advantage of the girl who is drunk... This site should be illegal.

Oct 26, 11:31pm, 2006
I found this Website to be degrading and callused. Its author apparently considers relationships to be adversarial and a matter of manipulation and coercion. I do not recommend it for anyone trying to learn about dating or relationships

I started reading down the page, and found that many things, in my experience, are just plain wrong. What a crappy teenage-site.

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*monkey's response(s) in Black.

There are a lot of really cool chicks out here who don't particularly care for the women among the human population who make their fellow people crazy with constant bitching and "henpecking". It's fine to comment on the subject but don't lump us all into one category. I know a lot of cool, hardcore guys who are way too intelligent and UP on the true psychology of human nature to appreciate anything like that.

So, blammo, you miss a huge part of your target audience... Guys that CAN read and aren't complete choads! (I'm assuming you don't really give a fuck if any females enjoy or recommend your site.) Later.

I always seem to get emails from women who insist that what I am writing about is simply untrue. Many women feel that I lump all men and women together and do nothing but bitch... First off, if we didn't practice some kind of stereotype, there would never be an end.. we'd go on and on (wait, we already do...)

When this world began we only had a couple of instincts.. (see Maslow) and guess what.. we still have them. However the only difference is, now we have people to tell us what we need; we no longer depend on our instincts as much as we did 100's of years ago.

So while our reader may think she knows a 'lot of cool guys who don't appreciate that,' she's sadly mistaken. It's just that the, 'cool guys' that she is referring to are smart enough to keep their emotions to themselves. She has no idea what guys talk about. Much like guys simply can't believe how raunchy girls talk when they get together, our reader hasn't a clue what 'cool guys' really say when they're 'in the locker room.'

So yes, your 'cool hard core guys' are intelligent. They are intelligent enough to keep their bitching private. Also, they're not 'your friends,' they're guys. They want to phuck you.

Now, what the phuck is a 'blammo?' Isn't that a word from the comic books.. when Superman socks Lex Luther in the jaw... 'BLAMMO'

Or... did you mean BLAMO? as in 'I BLAME' people... Hmmm.. here's a suggestion - when you're throwing your stones, make sure to hurl one at yourself.

CHOADS? is that a word you learned from your 'hardcore cool guys' or is that a word you learned while downing shots with the Indigo Girls?

The facts remain - men want sex from women. Women want sex from men. Women drive men looney and men frustrate the hell out of women. And in between moments of calmness and beauty.

More Fan Mail...

natureofproject: YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!1 YOU DESERVE TO BE ROTTING IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!1 HE IS NOT GAY, YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 FUCK OFF OR I WILL REPORT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BIG BASTARD!

natureofproject: I haven't had to be here for more than 3 minutes to realize what a jerk you are. I hope that you're gay because you have no idea how to treat a woman, let alone another decent human being. I'm assuming everything ive read so far is written by the same person, because there was no name posted on any of the articles. Either which way this whole site reeks of shit. Thankyou have a good day.

You seem like a real winner, i bet your one of those morons that have subscriptions to high times magazine. if you thought i, robot was a good movie, then you shouldnt be going to the theater anyway.

your weekly poll should include, "speedmonkey" is a bored little shit that lives with his parents and smokes pot all day, id punch him in the fucking face if i were ever graced with his presence.

Alright then, now that we're all sitting comfortably let's continue with the rest of the emails shall we...

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READER'S EMAIL - natureofproject: about your Cingular posting :

#1 You went to an agent, not a Cingular company-owned store and therefore cannot hold Cingular responsible for whatever that store owner did wrong.

Sure I can - Cingualar needs to be painfully aware of who is representing them, or in this case, who is misrepresenting them. When selling a product or service, it's imperative that you trust the people who represent your company.

#2 Catherine Zeta Jones is definitely not Cingular, but T-Mobile. You would notice, if you took the time to research anything before you posted it on the internet, that Cingular does not use celebrities in its advertising on television.

You are absolutely correct. But you would notice that I never take the time to research anything... had you taken the time to research this site.. My 'incorrect' reference to catherine zeta was more of a take on how confusing all these cell phone companies are becoming.

#3 People who bitch are obnoxious, you are lucky someone at the company was nice enough to resolve this for you.

So what's the solution? Stop bitching and become complacent? How the phuck do you think we got in this mess in the first place? People such as yourself are too afraid to stand up and voice their concern.. you sit in the back of the class and wait for somebody else to fight your battles.

I'm lucky the company resolved this for me? No.. the company is lucky... Had it not, I was going to send a letter to the better business bureau and to all the local newspapers to expose what had happened.

What you have seemed to miss, is that what had happened to me was not an isolated incident. The unscrupulous dealer that sold me the phone has done this before and he'll keep doing it until somebody does something... So stay proteceted in that shell of yours and let others fight your battles.

Email of The Week...

Reader: This is one of the most fascist web pages that I have seen. Not only are your views off kilter and your spelling atrocious, but your opinon on things are highly ignorant and out-dated.

It seems to me that you believe that this is a 'new wave' of thinking but in actualilty when the word 'retarded' is being used loosely, in the context of being stupid or challenged, then you are setting us back about twenty years.

Hmmm... my speeling is atrocious? if you're gonna start out by insulting my spelling (how original) then at the very least make sure you don't have any typo's yourself... you just managed to discredit yourself in your opening paragraph. nice job.

Retard means to make slow or late. Are you threatening the population to not be late?

Although I am sure many in society are thankful for your concern, I cannot see how our tardiness has anything at all to do with gun slinging.

Definition Retard: to slow up by preventing or hindering advance or accomplishment. To delay academic progress by failure to promote.

So mr./mrs. funny man - in response to your clever question, I am not, "threatening the population to not be late" I am merely using the proper dictionary definition to describe the populace's inability to grow or advance. Nice try though. I suggest using a more updated dictionary or one day you may find yourself, retarded.

You might be cursing me now as you read this but I am not done quite yet.

Ohhh goodie..

Your article regarding Melissa Etheridge was not only written by the most uneducated individual I have ever seen in print, it was also a knock against homosexuality no matter how you want to make it appear. Insulting in one sentence and then trying to cover up the insult in another does not take away the impact or alter the discriminatory attitude of the afore mentioned.

With millions of homeless and starving children.. is it really that evil of me to suggest that those who can't legitimately conceive, adopt? Fuck heads like you are the real problem here. You're the first ones to whine and bitch about everything but nothing except send bitchy little emails.

You seem like a well thought out individual so take some of your energy and focus it on issues that are really important. Write your congressman, or senator. bitch to somebody who really cares. oh wait, nobody does.

so while your heart is in the right place, you're wasting your energy.

The journalist of that article is trying to promote cross border adoption, a very positive and liberated act, while at the same time insulting a group of individuals who make up a large portion of the population and house many children. Your journalist is not as liberated in their thinking as they would like to appear.

Really? Homosexuals make up a large portion of the population? Well then, I guess politicians should really start addressing gay marriages.. Clearly as you are the large part of the population - your concerns should come first.

Your other articles pigeon hole certain groups while discriminating and destroying others.

If I'm such an atrocious author and speller, how could you possibly think that my shitty, poorly written articles can "destroy others" Wait a minute, Dad.. is this you?

but blame is good.. it keeps america rolling. it keeps america in business. we must continue to find others to blame.. keep throwing rocks you may finally hit something.

I am sure that your Fore Fathers were not refering to these ignorant and uneducated slugs, whose writing you choose to display on your page, when they promoted the concept of freedom of speech. Some people are better off just shutting up.

Well, Mr./Mrs. Crusader, I wish you all the best of luck in policing your Fore Fathers concept of freedom of speech... Another thing.. my Fore Fathers would never be as litigious, whiney and self righteous as your faggy American ass.

If everyone’s minds were as juvenile as yours we’d still be living in a society with skin color, age, disabilities, ancestry and not to mention gender prejudices.

Karen, Karen Karen, what world do you live in? Prejudices still exist. It's that attitude that will never accomplish change. Once we all accept the fact that racism still exists in this fine country we can begin to change. Everyone is just too damn afraid to admit that there is a race problem, nobody talks about it, everyone remains PC and on we go with our daily lives.

I just happen to be Christian, and the way you use god to reinforce your politically incorrect ideals offends me even more.

Being Christian isn't exactly a badge of honor... unless of course you see nothing wrong with decimating civilizations over the belief of a Jewish carpenter, or the fondling of alter boys under the guise of God... That Karen, offends me.

I bet you don’t want to be taken care of….especially if you were being taken care of by a female. WE ARE EQUAL. ^_^

I want more than anything for a good woman to take care of me. I am the first to admit that women are truly the superior race, it's however unfortunate that our society bases superiority on physical strength...

If you are such a bible thumping Christian you would relish the fact that you could stay home, pop out a few puppies and be a good wife and mother. That's what we need to get back to. An, "Old Fashion" household. Raising decent children is more difficult a task than any man could ever successfully handle. Given that, what's wrong with encouraging women to stay home?

Who ever wrote the piece hating america is a stupid dolt. They are they type of fcuker that is ruining our country. They should be proud that people gave their lives to keep them safe.

This author is a communist twat. He should be put up in front a firing squad for saying such a stupid thing. But as I do, he has the right to free speech. That is why I think he can shut the fcuk up and take it up his faggot butt.

Can't you agree with the fact the lawyers have all but run America into the ground? Another killer may walk free...why? because his "rights" were violated. Scott Peterson didn't care about his pregnant wife's rights as he sawed her head off and dumped her in the ocean.

Freedom is the only reason worth living and dying for - but what makes you live, kills you in the end... Our freedoms have allowed for way too many people to get away with way too many things...people get away with murder in this country. But - God forbid anyone rises to the occasion and speaks the truth for fear of being pegged a "communist" by low brow readers who enjoy the comforts of the status quo. Consider the Source.

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