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Hot off the heels of The Swan and MTV's, I Want A Famous Face comes another stellar reality show that delves into the inner depth of the human soul, "Dr.90210."

The show looks into the lives of 7 plastic surgeons who help change the lives of the the ugly, hideous and defected people of this world. Who needs them anyway?!

As Dr. Rey would say, "it's a good thing that perfect people have defects, or everyone would hate you."

The show is another example of our self indulged society. "I'm like a physiatrist with a knife.." quips the charismatic Rey.  You're also like a Doctor who is not board certified.  

Psychiatrists work from the inside and dig at the root of someone's 'problem.' You, Dr. Rey Rey, simply take your knife and chisel and hammer away at people not even touching the root.

You call a 1 millimeter bump on someone's nose a "defect." That's great psychiatric work Rey Rey... shoot down their self esteem, then offer them an up-sell - maybe a chin implant...

A defect is generally something like being born with no left foot... Your wife's crossed eye, that's a defect. You phuck!!!

You Beverly Hills piece of shit. You sit in your office and tell people about their defects... you're even happy to point out a few they've missed... Oh hey.. don't forget about that ugly chin of yours... let me do a little something about that.

A plastic surgeon with a SAG card. That's Entertainment!

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