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Why is it parents feel the need to dress their twins in matching clothes? It's usaully the mom that does it. Her and her friends gush over how "adorable" they are. Look at the twins... Everybody stare.

So why make it worse? Why dress them the same? It only adds to their confussion and loss of self identity.

While we're at it, let's look at some of the more wonderful ways to raise your kid. How about a leash. Why hold your kids hand, when you can harness them in with straps and rope.

I saw a kid in a harness the other day ~ his mom was walking him and their dog. Now what could possibly be wrong with having your child walking in a harness alongside the dog?

"Honey why does Johnny eat my slippers" "He's behaving awfully strange lately."

I understand your kid may be a little hyper, that's because you let the little bastard play video games all day. Other than evening walks with Rex, he has nowhere to release his energy.

Nothing is more precious than human touch. Especially from Mom. So take the time. Walk slower if you have to. Just hold your child's hand and talk with them.

 Child modeling? What parent could possibly be so proud and arrogant to put their kid in a beauty pageant?

It's actually kinda funny 'cause most of the parents are pretty ugly. I guess more than anything, they don't want their daughter to have the same shitty childhood they had.

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