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Got Sirius, love it, Jam_On is phucking awesome, but Stef Scamardo? Phuck me, if I have to listen to another bullshit story about 'It's All Over Now, Get Your Shoes' I'm going to cram my fist down my throat.

Go on Stef, tell us all again, how much Phil just loves that joke. But try to tell us when it doesn't sound like your septum is deviated.

"stef scamardo? sorry if i misspelled her name. i like what she has to say about music, the artists, shows, and festivals, but, her voice is disgusting. sometimes her voice sounds like a dying animal."

Yes, it does sound like that too. But it also sounds like she's all mucused up from years and years of blow. Or maybe her allergies simply act up 365 days a year.

I can't possible get high enough to accept that voice. Did you get hired because you like the music, because it can't be for your voice.

The week that you were gone, oh what joy. I was hoping you were at the hospital getting your sinus's drained, but no such luck. Here's a tip, stop rolling around in Ragweed. Mmm...weed.

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