Well it seems that someone hasn't been getting enough attention these days...so why not wear a fake baby bump.  To be honest, I don't know if that's what she's trying to do.. but I wouldn't put it past her... Maybe it's her pancreas about to explode?  And her doofus boyfriend, Benji... look how hard core he is.  A real tough guy. 

I can only pray that Paris will never have kids.