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Let's forget about the fact that he never really won the election - never mind that the deficit is out of control... who cares if lied to us about WMD's... and I'm sure anyone who serves in the National Guard is allowed to take leave to help their daddy's campaign... Alaska? ahhh, who lives there anyway..

In a cess pool of political orgies and self indulgent white collar pigs, a recent decision to start drilling for oil and natural gas in Otero Mesa, New Mexico has everyone from environmentalists to hunters wiggin' out.

Now why should we care... it's New Mexico .. its desert...reptiles...cactus... nobody really lives there.

According to NM's Governor, Bill Richardson, Otero Mesa's rare Chihuahuan Desert grasslands is identical to Alaska's Arctic National Wildlife Refuge... except of course for all the snow and ice... The 1.2 million acres in South Otero County is home to herds of wildlife including the endangered, Aplomado flacon.

Well Bill, the first problem - Georgie doesn't have much of an opinion of Alaska - so comparing the two Wildlife Refuge's unfortunately won't help your cause. Secondly, George can't even pronounce, "Chihuahuan" and lastly - it's not Texas - so who gives a shit.

Let's see if we can follow along - Companies that stand to benefit the most have close ties to the Bush administration including Dick.. Cheney. SHOCK!!! Dick loves his oil. In fact, I think about 700 dead US soldiers and their families know exactly how much Dick loves oil.

The largest lease holders at Otero Mesa are Yates Petroleum Co. and Harvey E. Yates Co.

George Yates, CEO of, Harvey E. Yates is the former chairman of a Denver based group (Mountain Base Legal Foundation) that frequently challenged environmental laws. Their former lawyer, Gale Norton is now secretary of the Interior. (The Interior Department, is responsible for government land)

George Yates was host at a recent political fund raiser at which DICK CHENEY was the guest speaker...

I know that watching and listening to the news sucks - we'd all rather be out getting laid or getting stoned - but it's because of lack of interest that special interest is ruining this country. America is the least trusted nation in the world. Hmm.. I wonder why. Take back your pride America.

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