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It's one thing to shove shitty music down our throats, but it's clearly another when you show us how you're doing it.

The Ashlee Simpson Show exactly what I am talking about. To watch how they take a hot chick who can't sing and turn out a pop album ..on sale July 20th at all major outlets... is breathtaking.

They hire the best producers and the best writers in rock all to help 'guide' her in their direction. Oh sure, she may think she's calling the shots by refusing to sound like a pop princess, refusing to sound like her sister - she may be under the guise that what she is doing is rock and roll.. but oh no, no, no...

No Ashlee Simpson, what you are doing is entertaining us - not by your talent, in fact quite the opposite. We're aghast. You're show is like a car accident, we keep looking just 'to see.' Don't take it personally, it's happening all around us - The Simple Life for example - those chicks are totally void of talent, but we watch because we're in shock that this is now called 'entertainment.'

There was a time when we worshipped heros like Bill Russell, or JFK.. now we're down to next seaon's Bachelor... we're sinking kids and fast.

Now the reason Ashlee why it is/was so hard for you to make your album - is because you can't sing. Hang out in movies, flash us your cute smile and ride the family name... I mean what's next, The Ashlee Simpson Collection...?

Come on girl, you to can be a triple threat and join the likes of J-Lo ... and other outstanding contributors.

MTV is evil - now this is nothing new - for years they've shown us that, with enough will and determination you can be famous for 15 minutes - Only you Smokey can put a stop to this madness, stop rubbernecking and keep driving.

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