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So Neil Young has come out with a new album, 'Living with War' An album he describes as his "metal folk protest" album.. the problem is, nobody cares. Back when Neil mattered, the Vietnam war was going on, bands like Buffalo Springfield, The Stones and The Doors galvanized the youth of America, gave them a cause, a reason to stand up and do something, protest, fight for what's right...

Now in today's Generation ME, 'where have all the cowboys gone?' Our heroes are selfish little phuckers who only want what is best for them. Singing and rapping about all the bling and pussy they command. It's so phucking boring and obvious yet everyone's buying into it. Everyone is looking out for themselves and where has it gotten us? In 20 years America will no longer be the world super power - because the kids growing up now are too stupid to compete globally. They're too fat and lazy and what do we do about it? We invent a drug that helps us with 'Restless Leg Syndrome' or RLS... so you can enjoy more hours on the couch.

hold on.. my bowl... went out... where was I? oh look a poodle...

All hail 50 Cent and his fight against obesity. Maybe this will spark a new trend.. or maybe he's hoping that by helping fat kids with their weight, they'll have more money to buy his albums.

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