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When asked what their motivation was for hacking their mother's dead body into pieces, Jason told authorities that he got the idea from HBO's award winning series "The Sopranos." Apparently, ol' Tony S. hacked up poor Joe Pantoliano's fictional character a short while back to conceal the homicide in the story.

Damn you, HBO. Why are you putting a gun to children's heads and making them go kill their moms? And what the hell is with Tony Soprano and all those cigars?

Much like the "blame the media" approach the media took back during Columbine, fingers are again being pointed at the entertainment industry for the fall from grace of these promising young white kids.

Former U.S. Senator Paul Simon was quoted in the LA Times saying, "The lessons kids learn is obvious (impeccable ebonics). We do harm to children with the glorification of violence. There has to be some restraint by the industry."

Well, Mr. Simon, there's no arguing that. I guess TV just shouldn't be allowed in rich white homes. Besides, a neighbor of the boys was also quoted in regards to how these boys were treated by their late mother. "She was always yelling and screaming at them: 'Get in the house! Do your chores!'"

Those moms, man. One day they're going to have to learn that you just don't mess with skate time. The only loophole in this is that the inner cities seem to be having some problems with violence too in areas where HBO isn't in every house.

What on Earth could be possessing the youngsters in these neighborhoods to perform murder and other acts of cruelty? Wait, no, that's right -- the rap music.

Eventually, we'll figure out who else is to blame but the murderer for every killing, then we'll be able to get rid of that First Amendment crap and move on into a peaceful existence. Hey, waaaiit a minute! Didn't people savagely kill each other in the streets way before TV and recorded music was around? Didn't people get hung in front of their whole town for stealing horses at one time? Nah, I guess those are just rumors.

The sad fact is that violence is, and always has been, a part of human nature that defines each human's level of humanity. If you are a person, you have the ability to inflict violence on others. If you are a whiny bitch of a person (yes, this also includes "gangbangers") who has absolutely no real pride and is willing to spread your misery to other people in order to deal with your own obstacles in life that you have decided are just too much for you to overcome (like having a bitch for a mom), you probably WILL inflict that violence.

Somebody has to tell these retards (ex-Senator Paul Simon included) that killing your mom and hiding pieces of her corpse in your apartment is your own choice, no matter how lame your childhood was or what cartoons you were allowed to watch. Can I get an "amen"?

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