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The night is over and once again you are going to get some pussy. You have already determined that she is willing. All you need now is a place to go. Your roommate is home. Or worse, your mom and dad.

You plan the scene out in your head and decide you are going to "do her" in your car. You know of a "perfect spot..." Of course you do, you found it two days after you got your drivers license.

You get to your perfect spot, turn on some music and start making out. Hands are flying everywhere. You put your seat back... you put her seat back and slip your hands down her pants. She whips off her shoes and frantically gets undressed. She wants your manhood.

She leans over and starts blowing you. After a few more positions, she looks up and sheepishly declares, "I've never done this before." She's telling you this as her knees are jammed beside her ears and she's playing with her ass while you pump away. She is talking more trash than Bobby Knight and Charles Barkley.

Maybe the guy thinks he's lucky and he managed to turn this innocent girl around with his clever wit and charm in just a few short hours. But come on, she has her tongue in your ass. There is no way this is her first time.

Either she wants to make you feel like a king by stroking your ego, or she's trying to convince herself she's not a slut like you. Maybe she thinks you care.

I think it's safe to say that as you are pushing her face deeper into your car seat, you don't.

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