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Didn't Owen Wilson Try To Kill Himself?

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Kate Hudson, Owen Wilson

Wasn't that like 6 months ago? So why the phuck is this guy seemingly everywhere smiling all happy again? Does that much really change in 6 months? How is he in a movie, does his insurance go up? And lastly, who the phuck would believe that you'd hire Owen Wilson as a bodyguard? Would you trust him to carry a knife?

Most recently, Splash News’ exclusive pictures of Kate Hudson holding hands with Owen Wilson in Miami are allegedly commanding a whopping six-figure sum.

6 figures for a picture of a guy and girl holding hands? I'll save you the trouble...close your eyes, picture a beach, now picture Owen, now picture Kate...now, picture their arms out stretched and their hands interlocked. Almost like the photo we have to the left. I wonder if he has to wear long sleeves to hide the horizontal, superficial cut marks...

The price of the pics is expected to go for over $100,000.