I was cleaning my bong, and the next thing I knew I woke up with sleeping, and anti-anxiety  pills all around me...so yeah, let's say actor dude decided to off himself like the selfish retard that he is...he leaves behind a baby daughter, and for that there is really no excuse. 

He was stuck in a moment, that he couldn't get out of.  Perhaps a call to Owen Wilson would have woken him up. 

My buddy once told me that I had every reason to be as depressed as I am.  Because I have nothing, and really have nothing to look forward to in life, other than another Brit crotch shot, he said that if I wasn't depressed, than something is wrong with me. 

With that in mind, when you seemingly have everything, it must be that much harder for you to accept the fact that you are a miserable, depressed suicidal loser.  Because when you have 'everything' life should be grand. 

So hopefully this is a lesson to all the delusional kids out there that money, looks, fame a bright future isn't always enough; which is why I continue to live in squalor in my mom's basement.  I'm much happier in my depression, it's easier for me to understand.

The joke's on us!

HEATH LEDGER IS NOW IN HELL