Hard core punker rocker Avril Lavigne is taking her divorce from little Deryk Whibley pretty hard.  She's shacking up with Capitalist billionaire, Justin Murdock (Dole Food Co.) Why the phuck couldn't I have been born unto a billionaire.  Anyway, according to Celebslam Avril has had a thing for Justin for a while (meaning as soon as she found out who he was).  So now girls do you see what it ALWAYS comes down to?  Money.  She lead all these impressionable kids down some rebellious rode and dumped them off on some dirt corner with all their unemployable piercings and tie-dyed hair while she makes out like a bandit. 

Hey Avril, maybe you can get Justin to buy your friend some fake tits..or at least a bra.

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