So I'm at Albertson's the other day shopping with my mum...(she's in town visiting, hide the bong) she starts looking through the magazine rack, picks up US Weekly.  On the cover is the ever sad, get on with your life, Jennifer Aniston.

The caption reads' Stood Up By Angelina'  Okay what?  Didn't Brad dump that sour face chick years ago.  Isn't he shacked up with the hottest and craziest bitch in Hollywood?  Don't they have a gaggle of kids?  Aren't they traveling the world helping build homes and adopting children? 

And lastly, doesn't Jen read any of these phucking magazines?  She must be the only person on the planet who seems to not understand the Brad is gone...so can you stop crying about it?  It's phucking annoying already.  About as annoying as this article...

Oh and later that day, I took mum to the Santa Monica pier...and along the way, I took a few pics... you gotta admit, my mum's got a great ass... N'ah... just some random chick scratching her ass on the beach.  Hey, it's March, I'll take what I can get...