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Since the beginning of time, men and women have danced the dance of suggestibility through vernacular. Sounds sexy doesn't it?

Basically it's hard to get through a conversation with a chick without letting your mind wander too far.

Everytime she says the word, 'hard' or, 'come'... or 'fast' or 'deeper,' regardless of it's context, you try to hide your perverted smeark.

Example - she may say: 'it's hard for me to come to the party tonight' and we're thinking.. 'it's not that hard for me...yet' Or some other immature sexual thought...

She could be your personal trainer.. but everytime she tells you to push harder and faster.. you bust up laughing like a school boy.

Last night a friend dropped by to say 'hello' She's picked up and hit the bong. It was filled up too much and she sucked back a bit of stank water. 'Why does it come in my mouth' she asked...

Now before I could say anything... she started laughing at her own comment.. she caught on to it faster than a Monkey... now that's impressive.

Before I was even able to make an obvious remark like 'because you suck too hard.' She's was all over it; the joke that is.

Now most women, though they may know they've said something that could be construed as sexual, ignore what they've said for fear of fueling our fire... But when a chick laughs and jokes about her own 'sexual' remarks... it's a beautiful thing.

I'll be looking at her quite differently now ;)

So until we find a new way to communicate.. we're stuck with our limited language. Now what comes first, perversion or communication? Or is it all pretty much synonymous.

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