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Dating Advice - Males

Who's Afraid of a Little Finger in the Ass?

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What about it guys. Do we like fingers in the ass? It's like Bon Jovi, most guys won't admit they like them... but yeah, we do.

When I was 16, an older friend of mine started telling me about this girl who loved licking his ass. Well being 16 I thought ass licking was a bit odd. After all, it's your asshole.

I don't recall the exact moment I had a change of heart, but I'm sure it happened in my early 20's. I started scoring tons of chicks. I mean I worked hard at it, and it paid off. I was relentless in my pursuit. I was getting laid all the time.

It was then that I started to get a bit adventurous. Now most young girls don't really "volunteer" their sexual expression. (Excluding the real teenage whores) I mean the only guys they have been with are their local high school boys. So they haven't really experimented outside the regular sexual positions. So, here's your chance to make sure she NEVER forgets you...

Let me tell ya, nothing is more fun than watching a chick's facial expression as you slide your index finger right up her pooper.

I guess the biggest myth is that you'll get shit on or under your fingernails. Fuck, don't try it if she just finished a burger and fries... cause yeah you might find a little treat. Do it when you know she's fresh and clean.

So, as a guy you pretty much know what to do. Start munching on her, get her all wet and slide 'em in. Do it as she is reaching an orgasm. Trust me.

Freud was quite accurate when he discovered "anal gratification" The male prostate gland is buried in-between your ass and you balls. Fuck does it ever feel good to get that rubbed. Don't be scared guys... give it a try.

Sure, sticking your own finger in your ass may seem clinical but when a chick does it... makes me wanna jerk off just thinking about it. Don't be too nervous to enjoy it. Let her lick your balls and your hole. Just kick back and have fun.

You'll soon realize that Freud wasn't a coked up sex maniac at all. He was a perfectly normal human being that was brutally honest about our own insecurities.