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Hey Mr. 3 minute man, try some of these techniques...it'll help you pace yourself....and it may just impress her.

Lick her Lips Run the tip of your tongue along your partner's lips. Remember, only the tip of your tongue. Otherwise you will feel like a cat licking shit off her kittens face.

Earlobes Gently kiss, nibble, and suck on the earlobe. GENTLY. Being that close to her ear remember one thing, she can hear you breath. So make sure you are not excessively panting or suffering from a stuffy nose...

Tease Her Kiss everywhere but the lips, until your partner pulls you to their lips.

Cheeky Monkey Gently brush cheeks with your partner. SHAVE YOUR FACE, idiot.

Caress her Lips Rub your finger gently across their lips and then go in for a kiss. For the love of God, make sure your hands are clean and that you have no crud under your nails.

The Eskimo Kiss Gently rub the tips of your noses together. Gently, she's no boxer.

The Butterfly Kiss Brush eyelashes with your partner. Make a fluttering motion of the eyelash by quickly opening and closing the eye. Again, careful... this has "hey my mom used to do this to me when I was 5" all over it.

Suck It Baby  Press your lips against your partner's skin and suck softly. Lift your lips off a little, move your lips over slightly, and repeat.

A Threesome Kiss her between the eyes, the tip of the nose, then on the lips. This is a delicate one cause it may be the way her father used to kiss her while tucking her in at night. Save this one when you are a bit more comfortable with the relationship.

Kiss the top lip, then the bottom lip, then both. Hold her face when you do this one. Be gentle, they love it.

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