In fact it even smells like a pumpkin, one that was smashed up on Mat Night. 

A good friend of mine asked me the other day, "SM, how do you tell a girl she needs to keep clean down there?" 

My first thought was what kind of girl is she if she needs to be told that, unless she's 16 years old?  My second thought was, holy shit, my friend is dating a 16 year old.  My third thought, Nice!!

But seriously, I really didn't have a direct answer for him.  Mainly because I never thought about what I would say.. I was always to busy chomping away to talk.  Just strap on your nose plug, slap on some goggles and get to work. 

But now that I'm older, I would have nothing to do with a woman who couldn't keep it clean; looking and tasting. 

So how do you tell them?  There's really no pleasant way to bring it up - if it's your first time together, you can hope and pray that that she just wasn't expecting 'it' and she didn't pay too much attention to the details and that next time she'll be all tidy.

You can start by taking showers and simply tell her that you always like to give it a 'once over' before you do your thing...

But if it persists or... she's a redhead... then we have a problem.  Maybe send her a text message…while you are down on her...take a picture and send it as an attachment.   But that may be ill perceived. 

Prepare yourself for never seeing her again, which you already have, because who wants to keep dating Ms. Nasty Pants anyway. 

Just because there is no easy way to tell a girl, doesn't mean you have to be a dick about it.  If she doesn't know her own cash and prizes stinks, then you have to question your own judgement about what kind of women you date.  Anyway you tell her, she's probably not going to want to see you again, but the next guy will be very appreciative of your efforts.  So take one for the team.  Go team go!!!